Anya, ka whaaia koe e ahau.
He poroporo a Joss Lescaf, kaore e taea e te katoa. Engari e kore e taea e tenei hoa kakaho te miharo ki te tikaokao matotoru, he ngawari te kuhu atu i taua poro ki roto i tana rua.
E hiahia ana ahau ki tetahi kia kino.
A ko te mea nui i pai ki ahau te ahua o to uwha i a koe ki to ure ka aroha ahau ki te ahua o to p**d a ka maumahara ahau inaianei, ae, ka tino pai to tangi, ka tino pai to uhunga.
He taiao whakangā, te moana, te takutai. Ka ngotea e te kotiro te tikaokao pakeke o tana hoa me te kore whakama, he kare-a-roto noa.
Kua hoha te hoa ki nga mirimiri o mua, ka hiahia ia ki tetahi mea motuhake. A, kua kitea e te uwha whai mana he tinihanga hou - i werohia e ia te nono o te tane ki tona arero. He tino ataahua te mahi a te brunette, na te mea ka oma ahau i te harikoa! A ka tika pea te whakahoki a te tangata - ka pimped te kaihe a te wahine nei. He tino taonga taua kotiro - ka taea e koe te whakawhirinaki ki ana mea tino piri.
Ka whakatau te tuahine kia kaua e paopao i tona mata ka uru atu ki tana tungane me tana wahine i a raua e tuku ana. A i pai te mahi mo ratou. He pai te whakawhanaunga a te teina ki te tuahine, a, i tino tautoko tana wahine i a ia mo tenei mahi.
He aha te tauira?
Ko nga ataata e pa ana
Kei te pirangi ahau ki te mahi tahi me ia. Kei te tino hiahia ahau ki te mahi tahi me ia.